LOL! COVID-19 Pick Up Lines

What's your favorite??

-If COVID-19 doesn't take you out....Can I?

-Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

-Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

-You can't spell virus without U and I.

-Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

-I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

-Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

-Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

-You can't spell quarantine with out "U R A Q T"

-Baby it's COVID-19 outside.

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